Haven't noticed anyone else commenting on this, but come on, it's so damn funny. The lawyer saga continues:
On the witness stand Wednesday, Morris asked himself whether he had stolen any money from his clients.
"Absolutely not," he answered.
But if a theft occurred, Morris asked himself, should he be held accountable?
"At the time I was not myself," he told the panel. "I did not understand the consequences of my actions."
I can't even figure out the logistics! Did he actually run between the witness stand and where the questioner normally sits ala Speedy Gonzalez playing tennis? Did he just recite the monologue like it was nothing unusual?... Hmmm, it might actually work for him. He does sound pretty insane to me...
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I walked past an overweight, basically unattractive woman yesterday and overheard her say she was against abortion because women make their "choice" to get pregnant when they open their legs. No seriously.
The chick being anti-abortion was not surprising, but the language! Who says that!?
Dr. Laura should move here. In fact, she should trade places with me.
"You'd fit right in, BITCH!!!"
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So dude, back to the Sacramento Hmong trial thing. I just realized that the Shaman's name was "Wang Her Vang". Awesome. Just don't tell any overweight basically unattractive women you might walk by...
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