According to the police report released this evening, the attempted carjacking happened about 10:45 a.m. [the robber], 42, of Dinuba pushed [A woman], 25, of Visalia out of the way as she was getting out of her car while she was holding her baby.
He couldn't get the car started, so he ran. Officers found him about a block away in the 300 block of North Jacob Street.
That whole getting keys thing didn't interest him, he's a valley criminal.
Women's BB:
I think women's basketball can be exciting. It's basically the only game in town here right now, so congrats to the team for making it into the tournament. Unfortunately, things don't look too good from here on out:
However, Charlie Creme's bracketology on ESPN.com Saturday projected the Bulldogs as a No. 15 seed playing No. 2 Stanford in San Diego in the Berkeley Regional.
"Shame on him," Wiggins said.
You go, coach!! Tell 'im off! How dare he pick our team as a 15 seed instead of... instead of some other team!
Good luck to the lady 'Dogs. Wait, that sounds bad.
Hockey:
(Guess where this happy kid is from? (Hint; It's not Fresno))
"Hockey!? Didn't that already fold embarrassingly mid-season?"
Yes, it did. But that didn't satisfy F-No. Turns out that, besides never reimbursing season-ticket holders (a.k.a. "suckers"), they owe money to children.
Here's the best part of the article:
The Falcons' employee who organized 4-H Night was laid off, and the ECHL franchise folded Dec. 22, midseason.
They seem to imply that, had he not screwed this up, he'd still have a job.
Right. And people in the Bay area are really excited to live only 3 hours from Fresno.
The Boise Idaho Steelheads held an official "Fresno Falcons Suck Night," offered cheap beer, and sold 800 extra tickets compared to a typical night.
I concur. Tonight I encourage all F-nomore readers to drink cheap beer, reflect on how much the Falcons suck, and um, figure out what the Hell a Steelhead is.
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