Top 10 reasons Fresno is... cool?

Oh great, here's some bull-ish if I EVER seen it.

1. Commitment to our community. Okay, yea most people in Fresno are very committed to Fresno... cuz they've never been anywhere else! Oooooooooooooh.

2. World-class agriculture. I'll give it to 'em here. Fresno has lots of agriculture and fresh vegetables and stuff because of it.... and they've got the cow-poo smell to prove it.

3.Entertainment and Leisure... Oh please:

The 16,000-seat Save Mart Center on campus is one of the world’s best-attended concert venues

I mean, I'm sure it's in the top 3 or 4 hundred venues....

4. Bulldog pride! They're right, no one else has Bulldog pride! Except Louisiana Tech, oh and Georgia.... yea and Yale too. Yep, and um, Gonzaga. What the F-No is that thing from Georgetown? I think a Hoya is just a disguised Bulldog... so, we're ALMOST unique!

5. Emphasis on academics. Really? You're really saying we're the only college in the country, in the WORLD with an emphasis on academics!?!? Okay, sure.

6. Centrally located in California. Well sure, as long as you don't count Fresno City College, and Fresno Pacific, and UC-Merced, and a bunch of other colleges in the valley.

7. Excellence in Academic research. Definitely unique here.

8. Environmental Sustainability. Really!? We've got some of the worst air in the nation and you're putting this ish up here!?!? Only in Fresno.

9. Distinguished Alumni. Lane Kiffin is among these. He's distinguished... albeit for accusing coaches of lying and telling players they will end up pumping gas if they don't go to Tennessee... so yea, unique!

10. Richness in culture, creativity and diversity. Yea, real diverse. I've never seen seen so many drug dealers from all walks in my life!


I'll leave you with another creative Fresno criminal. This dude asked a chick for a dollar. She was nice enough to give him one... and then he punched her in the ribs and took the damn purse! How clever! Check out his description:

Police said the man ran east on Ninth Street. He is described as about 18 to 20 years old, about 5 feet-11 inches tall, medium build, with a bad complexion and bleached buzz-cut hair. He was wearing a baggy white T-shirt and dark-colored shorts.

Sisqo makin' a comeback!?... Only in Fresno (not saying it was necessarily a black guy... just saying that NOBODY bleaches their hair anymore).... yea.... Only in Fresno